I'm Offended

I am sick to death of people being "offended". One of the true joys of retirement is going to be when I am able to tell someone "you're offended? Well, good". As it is now, I have to mollycoddle these big babies. Dennis Prager wrote a great article about this, where he atributes this easily offended problem to liberalism. I'll take it a step further - it's opportunism...people know what buzz words to use and buttons to push.

My last stretch of days working was particularly brutal. I must confess that I am keeping a little black book - the day after I retire I am going to call all of these people and say "hey - remember me? WELL KISS MY ASS